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Old video games

Old video games rock. No matter how you slice it. Back in the day developers didn't rush to get their games out. Nowadays, when games are rushed for their release date, they lose features!! But thank god, many old games are still being played. Sadly, it only takes ten years for a game to become old. Hell, I know some kids who have never heard of Pokemon Crystal (THE most badass pokemon game ever.)!! Even the earliest Final Fantasy games are old, and still kick ass. I own a SNES and I play on that about twice as often as I do my Xbox 360. Sure, the gameplay isn't as nice on old consoles, but who cares?
Old video games rock.

I just beat MegaMan 2 in an ALL BUSTER RUN!!
by NAETORUDAMNIT!!!! May 27, 2009
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Hunger Games Hangover

The hangover- like sensation one feels the next day after watching the midnight premier of the HUNGER GAMES.
Teacher: why are you sleeping in my class?
Student: Sorry, I have a total Hunger Games Hangover...
Teacher: oh alright then, that's a good excuse, go ahead and sleep.
by angelsnika August 1, 2012
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Video-Game Designer

The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.
Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game Designer!"

Tim- "You son of a bitch!" " I WANT THAT FUCKING JOB!"
by The Sex Boy July 3, 2008
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Name That Race game

The Name That Race game (NTR for short) entails viewing news articles and trying to guess the race of the person(s) involved before such information is given or implied. Players bet between 1 to 3 points prior to reading further or digging into other information sources to find the answer. If correct, they get the points bet added to their total, if wrong, the points are deducted.

Some critics have characterized NTR as "mean-spirited" but it is actually intended as a means of demonstrating liberal hypocrisy in that liberals do not believe racial behaviors can be stereotyped. So, in theory, if the liberals are correct, then no one should be able to attain a positive score in this game. However, skilled players somehow manage to "beat the odds" consistently.
As an example of how to play the Name That Race game, contrast two news article summaries (taken from actual recent news events) describing two unrelated rapes:

Article 1) "The rapist apparently had stalked his victim for weeks prior to breaking into her home. As the victim entered her home, the rapist surprised her and threatened her with a gun to remain silent. After raping the victim, the rapist left, warning her not to call the police for at least an hour or else he would return for her"

Article 2) "A victim was approaching her car in a fairly busy mall parking lot when the rapist ran up to her and threw her in the car, all in broad daylight. He drove a small distance away from the mall before stopping the car and beating the victim viciously prior to raping her. The rapist then drove off in her car, leaving her by the roadside without knowing if she would die of her wounds or not."

According to liberals, the odds of either rapist being black should be about 13% (which is the prevalence of blacks in the general population), so even if you're only right 50% of the time, you're still about four times more accurate than you should be. For the record, in this particular case, rapist #1 was white and rapist #2 was black. Try the game yourself and remember if you're not absolutely honest about the # of times you're right versus wrong and the # of points you bet, you're not playing NTR, you're plaing BTR (Blame That Race), which is much more boring. It's best to have a mediator who keeps score, but this is not always possible.
by FigurinOutLife May 19, 2006
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Pre-game Dump

n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."

"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
by Alex Spence November 22, 2004
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Fuck this for a game of soldiers!

Historically soldiers were notorious for becoming engaged in silly and most times (e.g. the game of the "bisquit") non-sense games to kill the time, practice that over time gave them a poorly credible connotation and stereotype. Hence this old fashioned colloquialism (the original version was Sod this for a game of soldiers) compares the foolishness of a certain action/thing with that of "a game of soldiers"
Man 1: Hey Jim lets swallow as much bleach as possible, just to feel what it feels like.

Man 2:You must have gone bonkers, fuck this for a game of soldiers!
by Jonk May 26, 2008
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good game

The quality of the breasts, this may refer to the pert or shape. Not just the typical large mammory glands.
That petite lady has really "good game"... they resemble two grapefruits tied in a napkin!?
by Beavis the Viking March 3, 2008
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