You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Mr. pickleball

1. adj. leeching on to others success due to lack of creativity or personality...
2 douche canoe

your being a real Mr. pickleball on this project.

by do better pickle January 19, 2026

Ignorp Rupless Key Snik Berkep Yoobloop Sloopy Doop Ba Boopity Bot Oogie Oogie Schnickle Barf Pickle Bickle Smickle Tickle Oogie Boogie Oogie Boogie Oogie Boogie Burp

Annoying orange made it up

Ignorp Rupless Key Snik Berkep Yoobloop Sloopy Doop Ba Boopity Bot Oogie Oogie Schnickle Barf Pickle Bickle Smickle Tickle Oogie Boogie Oogie Boogie Oogie Boogie Burp

by Aiden J April 15, 2021

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023