When you return to your computer and someone has unexpectidly changed your wallpaper to the trashiest porn pics possible including; fat chicks getting fingered/fucked, beastiality, gay porn, granny porn, double penetration/fisting,etc.
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you today, you seam really down???
Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.
Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?
Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.
Person 1:(begins throwing up)
Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.
Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?
Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.
Person 1:(begins throwing up)
by JBBJ August 6, 2007
Get the Browser Fuckedmug. Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones
- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)
When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.
- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)
When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.
Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***
Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***
(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***
Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***
Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***
(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***
Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat
by JaySkillz December 18, 2007
Get the hammered fuckmug. A term used for a fat woman to have sex. Usally grunting and making weird noices.Most of the time her lover usally small and skinny and would get crushed.
by sappyyyyyy April 17, 2010
Get the Potato fuckmug. What my 10 year old brother says everytime I swear, to both try to get me to stop swearing and to announce his dispise for the president of the United States pubically!
by Alyssa February 11, 2005
Get the fuck bushmug. being ripped off your ass
person #1: "Dude where the fuck am I?"
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."
by necro April 22, 2005
Get the high as fuckmug. To stimulate someone's mind with intellectually, artistically, emotionally, or spiritually intriguing conversation. To be able to take someone to a state of euphoric bliss just by talking to them.
"Last night, my girl and I talked for hours about everything under the sun. I felt like she knew me, she understood me. I felt high, like I was floating on cloud nine. I do believe she is mind-fucking me!"
by Diva Divine May 22, 2010
Get the mind-fuckingmug. by MC SHITHEAD May 26, 2005
Get the fat fuckmug.