Screen Bean

A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.

Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.

by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024

black bean water

Coffee served black

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.

by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

The Bean

When you first meet him he is quiet and shy. You wonder what he thinks about all the time. He is very kind and loving. He also speak Spanish which you don't. Talking on the phone to friends, you have no idea what he's talking about.
He is "The Bean"

"Hey why do you look so happy?"

Well The Bean came over this morning before work, he really knows how give me the chorizo!!

by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021

Pink Bean

A very cute Kartrider and MapleStory character. However, he is very powerful

I main Pink Bean in Kartrider Drift

by MrLoser74 April 24, 2023

Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans

i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically

by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024