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douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*
by doucheguns August 12, 2014
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Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.
"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."
by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015
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douche

damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!
by satan beef April 2, 2010
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douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
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Douche drizzle

A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching
by K&B2018 September 13, 2018
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douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
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