When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
by doucheguns August 12, 2014
Get the douche gunsmug. by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. by satan beef April 2, 2010
Get the douchemug. A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
Get the douche bagmug. A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching
by K&B2018 September 13, 2018
Get the Douche drizzlemug. I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
Get the douche-spankedmug. by SA Panther August 25, 2023
Get the the sexiest strawberry scented douche in Americamug.