Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

stomped a bird

when you get rid of some annoying person in your life

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick

by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017

Snowy Bird Bath

When you snort cocaine off a ballsack stretched to imitate a bird bath.

"Last week on the boys footy trip, we all took turns in doing a Snowy Bird Bath"

by big willie won't February 3, 2022

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.

Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!

by WOLFYgold3D September 22, 2016

Homogooly bird

A species of bird the flys backwards sooo fast.. It disappears up it's own arse.

Homogooly bird.....

Someone who talks so much crap, they could disappear up their own arse and it wouldn't make a difference how you viewed them. ("Ok Tom")

by Msr8888 May 23, 2014

Sea birds

A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys

Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar

by Urban Dick 445 January 26, 2022