Ass clown

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.

“Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”

by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022

to rip ass

To let out a really loud fart!

Woah, Tommy ripped ass!!!

by Tom Domol February 27, 2003

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

swap ass

After taking a shit, you don't not manage to wipe all shit residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over shit residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap ass. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy ass butt sweat.

While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap ass, his left over shit residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

by dezstbbinn March 12, 2009

Salad Ass

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.

I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.

by SweetFish February 17, 2010

ass chocolate

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite

jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<

by Brennie January 14, 2006

ass bubble

The pocket of air that forms between your buttcheeks when you pass gas, this is prior to the actual release of the said gas as well as the smell.

Bob could tell by the pressure of the ass bubble that his fart was going to be huge... and probably quite smelly

by Valkyrye July 30, 2006