2008 19 Year Old

by TayTayZonday June 27, 2020

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The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.

by SmilerCyrus December 04, 2017

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Someone who is old still lives with their parents and bully's 12 yr old's online about not being good at yugioh duel links.

"My son is a 40 year old gamer"
"Oh god. im so sorry for you"

by WizzardLord September 04, 2021

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Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

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when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party

"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

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Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

by pan handel sucker January 12, 2018

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I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

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