december 1

mariah carey has defrosted

oh no, its time, shes defrosted on december 1

i- dont want a lot for christmas

by tempestas.co November 30, 2021

December 1

National hug your best friend day. If you got a best friend, squeeze me and then say “I love ya bestie”

For example: National Hug Your Best Friend Day: I have a best friend and today is December 1, I have to hug them

by thatoneblooddoner November 30, 2019

imma run a 1

I'm gonna fuck u in the asshole

Hey nigga imma run a 1 on u tonight

by Bitch Biggs July 25, 2017

December 1

Day after nnn where intense cumming shall happen

Guy 1. Ah finally december 1 no more nnn I can finally nut once more
Guy 2. *cums*

by GuyWhoLikesToCum December 1, 2021

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

November 1

Kiss your gf/bf

Boy: Hey can I kiss you?

Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s kiss your bf/gf day on November 1

by Ary1233 October 30, 2021