Wetting

Peeing into numerous mason jars and putting them in your closet (your “cache”)

"Yo Kyle, did you see Bradley's crazy Wet-Cache? I'm gonna drink some water, hit the container-store, and do some crazy Wetting this weekend to try and get a cache like him!"

by Dilper-Supreme March 1, 2025

Wet William James the III

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.

Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.

by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025

Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

by nameless person622 December 13, 2017

Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.

Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.

by Yakoff Mannhoff June 15, 2023

Wet Vacuum

A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.

After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!

by CristinBurnsInHell September 29, 2024