Urban Dictionary

This website with 99.9% perverts and it makes you super goddamn horny.

I'm bored, time to go on the Urban Dictionary

*3 minutes later*

Wants to watch porn

by BostBro July 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A random Dictionary that uses random words that people made u.

Hey joey lets go look up QWERTY in the Urban Dictionary

by Viserion1243 September 18, 2020

Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.

That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

by Lil Holland October 8, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Used for memes, then for information, then memes again.

Joe: Hey, I need information, can I use your dictionary?
Bob: Just use Urban Dictionary
Joe: That's not used for information! Its used for Memes!
Bob: Info!
Joe: Memes!
U.D.: Shut up
Both: ok

by HEY! SHUT UP! October 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.

Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....

by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020