Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

koro sensei simp

degenarates who spend their lives jacking off to an anime octupus because they are discord mods and cant get bitches on their dick

ew a koro sensei simp, lets runso we dont see them make thirsty tweets

by InfinityYT March 8, 2022

NOT A SIMP

JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN

Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

Simp

Artemis

Artemis is such a simp, such disrespection to the bros

by epic-gamer-27 April 20, 2020

Simp

Nico Slomka

A person who acts like Nico slomka.
“Quit being a simp”

by Capalot123 January 23, 2020