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Personal 30

A 30 rack of beers that your gonna kill all by your self.
Freind : Yo how many beers do you want for the darty today.

Me: Imma just grab a personal 30 for the day.
by SoCoolAndRaftus October 20, 2022
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personwidth

When you don’t have enough people to get the job done by the deadline.
We just don’t have the personwidth to get this done by Friday!
by thenewbigyahu October 31, 2022
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Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D
Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022
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Personality

One taught me love, One taught me patience, and one taught me pain. Now im so amazing! I've loved and i've lost, but that's not what I see, now look what I got, look at what you taught me, and for that I say,
Thank you, next next, thank you, next next. THANK YOU!!

Personality
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Personal

wow this post about gaming feels very personal.
by GiackTheDemon December 22, 2022
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Personal Responsibility

A principle that the left utterly despises
The average leftist does not like Personal Responsibility because it forces them to get a job and not live off my tax dollars.
by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023
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Personality test

HA! Hahahahahaa! SEE!? WHAT DID I TELL YA!? That. Is. Priceless.

Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"

"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
(But not the women who delight in exclusion. We won't do anything to them...). We can get rid of all of them forever... The world will be heaven. Everyone will be "striving for the good" (whether they want to or not) and anyone who isn't with be in a convent changing everything about themselves.... Or hell.... It'll be perfect forever (for everyone who doesn't have to push the turnstile of society forever) Yeah.... Right guys?..... Guys!? I'm helping all the people.... heheheheheh..." Dr JeepJorp

Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."

Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"

Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."

Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."

Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 31, 2023
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