whore with one door

A whore who only invites you to use the love canal any poop shoot action or sucki sucki is not likely.

So get up to anything special with Dame Judy Dench last night?
Yes, I fucked her anus and she sucked me off afterwards!
Bullshit, I know for a fact she's a whore with one door.

by little jimmy bob mcriley teh 3rd December 28, 2007

one million dollars

One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.

Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.

by unoriginal_name33 April 9, 2017

One Trick Pony

a person or thing with only one special feature, talent, or area of expertise.

She's good looking but she has no character or substance she's a one trick pony.

The guys got money but he's wotless one trick pony yute.

by Arron j smith August 24, 2021

one-eyed viper

Male genatalia (duh)

Baby, why don't you kiss the one-eyed viper?

by Greaseman March 27, 2003

one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

one night stand

When you bang a chick with the intentions of never seeing or talking to her ever again.

by OmG July 19, 2003

one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007