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Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"
Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.
by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022
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37 Rule

37 Rule is exactly when Jimmy had no luck in life, no love found, no looks remained, no life stays and 37 years old is the trigger.
Hey what’s up ?

Sorry man I’m adapting to the 37 Rule from now on.
by Jimmyhimself April 11, 2022
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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
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Pederasty Rule

Ucity Philly housing and schools. A way of control of men and war tactics in sex,social media, departments, Hollywood, religion, society, market, Co intelligences, corporate injustice in housing, landlords, teachers, business, bosses,jobs,media,Hollywood stars doing business, war ,etc
Skip that neighborhood under pederasty rule.

Watch kid at that day care is pederasty rule

You your husband is being setup by Hollywood pederasty rule

That housing Giving blankets parties turn out men pederasty rule
by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
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Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.
Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.
BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”
by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023
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New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
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