May 11th

International pet day. Love your pet even more than normal on May 11th :3

Sal: "Hey! It's May 11th! Sorry Bella, I need to love my cat!"
Bella: "That's fine, I was gonna cancel anyways! I need to give my dog the most love he's ever gotten!!!"

by hhttps_ellll January 11, 2024

Jadah May

The thickest person there is. Her nickname is fruity pop. She know for the locss. And she can take 3. 🤣

Person: Who that?
Person 2: Oh. that jadah may

by manimayyyyy November 22, 2021

Mai

To take a poop on your bestfriends favourite pillow

Are you serious? You just mai’d my pillow!!

by xXmootXx June 9, 2021

May 31st

NATIONAL pussy day

You have to send a pic of your pussy to your Bf

hey it’s may 31st you know what that means

by mytopono May 30, 2022

May 15th

May 15th is smack a girls ass day. Don't be shy and smack their asses.

Person 1: *walks up and smacks a girls ass on may 15th*

by someone_on_the_internet May 13, 2024

Lily-may

lily-may is a kind caring person, she is a person that will call all night and call all-day.
she will be your best friend and will listen to you no matter what
if you annoy her she will slap you and be done with it
she also be very fit

person 1 - you know lily-may
person 2 - yeah

person 3 - she be smoking hot

by jerseytbw October 14, 2020

May 30

Take a shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney you should do the wocky slosh on me because it's may 30th

by Yu3047 May 30, 2024