douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.

Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!

by G_Hook October 17, 2017

Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky

I was being a real douche bag today

by Pure purple June 2, 2017

Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021

Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido June 12, 2011

ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Douche Uniform

The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.

non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro

by penniedestroyer May 6, 2011