Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Poker Cock

Similar to the commonly used term poker face, a poker cock refers to the state of maintaining a flaccid penis while subject to highly arousing content.

That kid has been watching porn for 3 hours, but he doesn't even have a semi. He has a fierce poker cock.

by pokercock March 9, 2017

Cock faucet

A stereotypical douchebag male who runs his mouth about self indulging topics.

Does he ever shut up, dude he's a total cock faucet

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

under the cocks

Going out for a tapped beer (directly translated from Danish: under hanerne.

Hi Guys, let' go under the cocks.

by Har1 January 9, 2016

Cock fury

Uncontrollable madness directed towards a female resulting from a lack of sexual activity with said female; "aggression caused from blue balls"; can cause a man to begin walking on all fours and scratching, hollering, and swinging his arms around like his ancient ancestors aka the ape

I bet there was an immense amount of cock fury at that frat party: not a single chick showed up.

by Lindylindsey April 27, 2016

cock nogget

Someone who Nogs cock

Michelle Obama is a cock nogget

by Poo Master Haun October 7, 2016

cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016