When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
by Fridays1 February 24, 2017
Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes
by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016
Buy pizza, eat pizza, cut ass shaped hole in pizza box, put ass in hole, shut lid, get bird to open lid and eat ass
by Jwils96 March 25, 2019
Played normally by kids age 12-18, a slap box is the rectangular hemming on the very top of the back of one's shirt, where the tag is tied on on the other side. If you have one, someone will shout "slapbox!" at you, and hit your back where the box is.
by farmersonly February 12, 2017
The act of taking an aborted fetus and inserting it into a girls rectum. Then when your friend is having sex with her, you run out and jump on her stomach, revealing the suprise.
My little brother was being annoying so i gave him a jack in the box.
When I gave him a jack in the box, he had sex with jack.
When I gave him a jack in the box, he had sex with jack.
by A-jizzle-jizzinmamouth December 15, 2008
The next generation of video games is here. The X-Box 360 is Microsoft's newest contribution to the world of video games. This thing looks to be even a hell of a lot better than the already amazing X-Box. Set to release sometime in 2006.
Sometime in the near future:
Bill: Hey, wanna play my old X-Box?
Tom: Fuck no, lets go play my new X-Box 360. It kicks ass!
Bill: Hey, wanna play my old X-Box?
Tom: Fuck no, lets go play my new X-Box 360. It kicks ass!
by almty1_917@yahoo.com May 14, 2005
by Bruni November 08, 2003