Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly

Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner

by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

GAY PENG BONERS

The gay peng boners are fittest human beings ever

They are in a group including ruby , George and Vince

They all have big dicks

Those fit boners and GAY PENG BONERS

by Lololoolol123 April 14, 2019

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022

Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024

Boner

When someone is acting in such a way that makes them inconvenient. Someone who stands out of place.

Bella is being annoying and weird. She's a boner.

by DJen May 5, 2023