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Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023
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Brazilian Banana Slap

When two Brazilian Banana Boys jerk each other off until they both cum on each other Penis’s and then they start slapping their penis’s together.
Da Silva and Gonzales got caught doing the Brazilian Banana slaps in the locker room shower yesterday.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024
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Banana Bimbo

A man dressing as a woman. A man who dresses in womens clothes is a male to female (MtF) crossdresser. A banana bimbo is often synonymous with the term transvestite and crossdresser and both only refer to the clothes a person is wearing without making any comment on which gender the person acts as.
The banana bimbo over there is showing their balls.

Did you catch a look at the banana bimbo that came out of the mens room?
by mehoff563 March 8, 2019
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olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.
Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...
by Nedux007 May 19, 2021
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Banana

A yellow fruit.

Also, a kind of pudding... a delicious pudding

-Shawn Spencer-
Anna Banana would like to hear "Venus" by Bananarama! Banana
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BANANA

An acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything.

Or: alternatively and acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone).
A common expression used by developers to mock activists opposing land development, by labeling them as extremists who cannot be satisfied.
The developer had paid off the politicians and so was feeling secure in the outcome of the vote. However, after mockingly eating the 5th BANANA, to mock the hundreds of protests regarding the proposed landfill in the bay, the Commission finally could not withstand the cries of protest and voted the developer's proposal down.
by mlhiss December 11, 2019
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