Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019

hot wet bomb

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related

I just made a hot wet bomb on him

by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

wet edging

fucking a garden hose and edging

Larry: I was wet edging in my garden and my kid came home and saw my through a window and I lost my streak.
seamus: you sick fuck.

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Wet Wink

A derogatory term; the Wet Wink is someone who has committed an egregious social blunder or been hoodwinked by their friends in a playfully humiliating way.

Frano did a terrible job cooking those eggs. He's a real wet wink.

by FranoH December 19, 2023

wet a fly

Going to fly fish on a nice summer day.

Wanna go hit 18 on the course today? Nah, let’s go hit the river and wet a fly.

by hailscd August 11, 2018