two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022

Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.

It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw

by deathh70 October 18, 2025

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

The Two's

The janky strip club in the dump of a town called Billerica

Fuck buddy its friday, tryna rip the Two's?

Fuck that im not going to the dirty rick!

by anonymous May 13, 2022

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021