Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

trying to get cake

trying to get cake is a phrase used for the mandem who's trappin with the mandem then goes home and eats up the cake of his gyal pum

see that don joe he's a real trapper with us boys but when that don gets home hes trying to get cake which means he's getting bare action n that

Trying to get cake is also a song by recky rate the ting

by Harlem0 April 18, 2018

Cake

The ship name of the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer, Luke and Hemmings and the bassist Calum Hood.

"Muke is alright but I am a cake girl"

by I'm Muke AF October 22, 2018

Dummy cakes

Refers to a person who has a lumpy butt or just not a very attractive butt.

Dang, that girl has some dummy cakes. Thats gross.

by fcnaksl December 19, 2012

dumpster cake

hood ass, can also be used in the context of which ones asshole is very shitty.

person 1: yoo my girl got dumpster cake,
person 2: daamnnn dude

by refargeger December 27, 2020

cake

when you think someone/something is too good to be true and unsure about it and it's too hard to believe

"You're so handsome, you look like a cake.."

"You're giving me $10,000?! TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!"

by stoicgirl2002 July 13, 2020

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021