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Fabric Covered Box

"Here I am spending my prime in fabric covered box."
by Pointy haired boss 123 October 11, 2022
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Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `
by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011
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bitchiest boy in the box

Metaphor used when there is well known bitch or rebel in a community or small area.
Person1:”mark is the bitchiest boy in the box.”
Person2:”yeah.yesterday they vandalized the school entrance.”
by BuggieWuggie November 14, 2020
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Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022
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roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
by Fridays1 February 24, 2017
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Vietnamese Hot Box

When a partner is preforming felacio or cunnilingus, before the recipient climaxes, he or she turns around and passes gas into the mouth of his of her partner. Vietnam has nothing to do with this act.
I gave Karen the old Vietnamese Hot Box last night. She puked.
by MWade893 November 30, 2014
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McDonald's Dump Box

When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.
Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!
by Chaalsballs October 6, 2019
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