by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025

Heat that comes in different colors.
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
*scared cave man noises*
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
“That song is straight fire”
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
“That song is straight fire”
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018
