condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015

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Ass rape

Something that is extremely high priced, a rip off.

$80 for parking at the concert was a total ass rape.

by Hollowtip665 April 2, 2025

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progressive rape

When you buy progressive car insurance

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

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Spoiler Rape

The act of being forced to watch a (part) of a new episode whilst you didnt consent to it or would much rather like to watch it elsewhere or with other company.

"He made me watch a part of the new Rick And Morty episode. Before i could refuse i was already watching it... i was spoiler raped"

by J.N. (Mediocre Porn Producer) September 27, 2017

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