michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.

Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.

by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

Michael Fjordbak

Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.

Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.

by michaelswife November 23, 2021

Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny

michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny

by stanaal July 18, 2018

dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021

Michael

Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.

Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.

by anonymous September 7, 2022

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020