Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.

“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

michael mcclean

the definition of michael mcclean is the same as if your anal warts started popping blood

my michael mcclean just started happening to my assholes asshole

by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020

Michael Moulton

Bagel

Fuck You Michael Moulton is a Bagel/Alucard/Spider-Man

by @TheCrimsonFoker November 6, 2021