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the law

The law just showed up to my crib
by Pickleman246 March 25, 2021
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Stack's Law of Universal Causality

A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
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stepgrandchild-in-law

Stepgrandchild's spouse.
My stepgrandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.
Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.
by Name Guru January 15, 2022
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stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.
Stepadopter-in-law.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
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Law

The thing that holds people back from thier dreams and is rules for nerds
Police: by the name of the law let the hostages go!
Smart person: you can’t make me blah
by Carl the thinker January 7, 2023
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