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theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.
"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.
by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023
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Bush Baby

It's when a male is laying on his back masturbaitng and orgasms, then the jiz semen cum sperm lands in his bush. Therefor what can make a baby is in a bush
"Yo mom get in here and help I got some bush baby"
by Jamaleo June 12, 2016
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tuna bush

When a girl has a very bad smelling vagina with a big pubic region
I was eating Britney out today and it smelt like a tuna bush
by Possum1234 May 4, 2018
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Beating around the bush

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.
My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.
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Duncan "Bush"stead

A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.

Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.

A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.

When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.

When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.

He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.

Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.

When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.

Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).

The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
by RoelienLoots June 26, 2025
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bush

the act of pushing someone into a bush.
ah man, why did you have to bush me?
by wookienjm May 4, 2010
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George Bush

A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.

Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.

Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 8, 2025
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