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BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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bum blazer

A huge, flaming homosexual, one who blazes bums.
Hey, check out those bum blazers over there!

Damn, they blazin' it hard.
by DSG94 May 20, 2023
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bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy
Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)
by coolgirll May 10, 2021
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bum gouge

a piece of bad information that usually results in a girl being anally penetrated and the guy shitting on her head.
1. "why did you tell me that freakazoid is a normal guy? that was the most janky bum gouge you've ever given me!"
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
by SlooterMcGooter69 October 1, 2012
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Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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Bum Knots

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots
by Pot lid June 24, 2022
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Bums

Australians that vape, go out, drink, party, wannabe gangstas. Bums can be defined as brown people who go to garden city in South-East Queensland (Australia). Another definition for bums can be brown, islanders that do drugs or just vape and drink.
"You're a bum, lad" "Nah, f**k off!" "All of you guys are bums!"
by _felix_mudkip_airbender_ September 29, 2021
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