im the best ever

a person thats better than everyone that is in his area

david goggins: im the best ever

random dude: yes, yes you are

by theydontknowmeson June 1, 2023

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket

This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best

by Libushe July 17, 2023

Aiden (the best definition)

guys i really cant take it anymore with this guy when does it end please sttop
this guy is too much and hes too big too hes my bundle of joy but sometimes he just so annoying and i cannot take it anymore (why is he black/jjjjj)

So Aidens are really versatile people really. I think they are very great and reliable and hot. I bet he gets all the rizz he can. I just really love aiden dude jesus christ.

AIDEN PLEASE GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK IM SORRY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE

Another thing about aiden. Besides being a great guy, he's always here for you and ready to give you a big ol' hug when you need it the most. He's always been there for me and I mean always (please help).

AIDEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I TRUSTED YOU WITH EVERYTHING STOPPPPPP AIDEN PLEASE U STUPID MUFFIN LOVING PIRATE PUNCHER YOU

Aidens are also very trustworthy might I add.

guy1: "Man that Aiden (the best definition) guy is really great isnt he?"

guy2: "Yea right? He's so reliable and everything."

by greatdefinitionsguy12 July 25, 2023

4th gen's best performer

Park Seonghwa from Ateez is 4th gen's best performer. He eats up all your faves with ease!

"Did you hear about Park Seonghwa?"

"Yeah! He's 4th gen's best performer!"

by parkseonghwaoutdidyourfaves August 29, 2023

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?

Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023