Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022

Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.

Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022

Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.

Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.

(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.

by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022