by BetterU May 28, 2020

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
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She was shy to take of his pants and actually sleep with him, so she pleasured him over his pants by giving him a wet wrigley instead
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