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wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all
Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece
by BetterU May 28, 2020
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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wet mazzi

Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..
Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.
by MORNING☆God's child February 26, 2021
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Wet Wrigley

An over the pants blowjob, made famous for their popularity in Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood.
She was shy to take of his pants and actually sleep with him, so she pleasured him over his pants by giving him a wet wrigley instead
by Jaywonified April 5, 2025
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Wet Armpit

When you're in the shower and you cum in your girls armpit fuck it.
My boyfriend have me a wet armpit the other day. I still have a bruise on my head
by W3tarMmmPit March 18, 2014
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wet buritto

When a girl saves her period in a cup, and dumps it on a cock and then blows it.
She gave him the old wet buritto
by Realwordpolice July 6, 2024
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wet dream

Wet dream is a username of a guy who frequents chaturbate
Wet dream tipped 500 tokens to a cam model.
by It's not me. I didn't do it. February 8, 2023
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