L Dog

Laney Noonan. I moran girl that is fucking midget. she hates greaseballs and hates bitches. sucks dick at COD. people call her L Dog because Laney has to take a shit outside like a dog.

chris- L dog is the same size as a sex doll
Laney- shut the fuck up you man whore

by anal porn lover December 21, 2022

steve the dog

steve is a dog hes a steve steve is the best dog name

steve the dog gunna lick yo bawls

by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023

dog blower

Somebody who loves giving great oral sex to a man

She sucked me off until I exploded in her mouth, fucking Dog Blower.

by Baddad74C August 30, 2023

dog love

to love like a dog is to love unconditionally, to remain loyal, and to shower your s/o with affection

anyone would be lucky to receive dog love

by arcadegame October 4, 2023

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

Saucing the dog

Involves three people and one sticks there penis in the others ass crack and the third on cums on there penis like a hotdog

Stacy told me and my brother we could be saucing the dog at her house

by Sir Gabe butsecs August 7, 2023