Seamus

An irishman with a big cock

seamus is seamus

by Bang gang 69 August 30, 2022

seamen proctor

a man who likes men and Gorillaz

Jimmy:your such a seamen proctor
sawyer:thanks babe<3

by not seamen proctor September 1, 2022

Seamussy

A person of group of persons who get no bitches, are a little pudgy, and own a macbook or any apple product for that matter

"yeah i get no bitches, am a little pudgy, and own a macbook"
"seamussy moment L"

by Ian Porto September 3, 2022

Seamara

Seamara is a interesting creature she is most likely a bastard but she is a nice bastard she’s most likely best friends with a Tyler she has a weird laugh says Ok a lot and

Oh my god there is seamara

by anonymous October 1, 2022

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

stam

You say this after you or somebody else makes a joke that's not really a joke

Me: I'm so lazy, I need somebody with a whip to just follow me around all day

You: Hahaha STAM

by Userphuser November 8, 2022

Seamus

That's the dog.

I was in the kitchen. Seamus, that's the dog was outside.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022