grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.

by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

Spoonfed storytelling

Writing or scripting that feels the incessant need to over-explain everything to the viewer, even obvious things. It's most prevalent in poorly made modern movies from 2000 onward. It implies that studios believe audiences are so dumb that they won't be able to follow a complex story.

Damn, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was godawful. The special effects were cool but the spoonfed storytelling was insulting.

by MovieManiacX April 7, 2015

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Garbage store

An antique store where people are trying to sell their old garbage they don't want anymore; factually everything being sold has been drained of all value.

Jon: That is a nice clock you got there David.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.

by Urban.sav August 5, 2015

dom stories

Stories that have absolutely no point to it and is extremely random. Usually said when cooked.

"my toaster isn't big enough for 3 pieces of bed" "Dom Stories"

by Alphabet soup September 9, 2015

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.

Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!

by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015