8 9 10 Rule

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.

Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

The Rule of 9

The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if

-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline

-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments

the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished

cade: bro miles is a comedy genius

lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub

by slut4tld January 29, 2023

Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.

“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”

by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023

Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty

Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965

by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

by niggerballsss February 12, 2023

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023

Diamond Rule

The Diamond Rule is a behavioural philosophy developed by Drew McPherson and is a key part of his Equilism project. It is similar to the Golden Rule but with a crucial difference which is designed to add diversity tolerance. The Diamond Rule instructs one to "Treat others as they wish to be treated". It is critically important to understand that not everyone wishes to be treated in the same way. This becomes more evident with life forms of greater diversity. Accepting diverse preferences, and not assuming that everyone will have the same preferences as yourself is a key cultural norm to instill in order to eliminate diversiphobia.

When you assumed that EllEn wanted to be treated the same as you, you were failing to follow the Diamond Rule which acknowledges that EllEn may have difference preferences than yourself.

by DrewZero® February 19, 2023