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mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector
oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)
by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018
mugGet the mermaid milkmug.

Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
mugGet the Coco-Nut Milkmug.

Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine
“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”
mugGet the Flicking milkmug.

Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.
Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!
by Kkgingin October 18, 2022
mugGet the Milkmug.

Swim in the Milk

To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.
Jimbo is on the grind. He must swim in the milk.
by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021
mugGet the Swim in the Milkmug.

milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort
Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.
by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018
mugGet the milking the clammug.

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.
ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?
by dontgetserious February 23, 2023
mugGet the dad's milkmug.

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