National K Day

If you have a friend who name starts with a “K” you have to buy them something of their choice. You can’t say no. This day is October 4.

Kim: hey you know what day it is?
Ty: October 4th?

Kim: No it’s National K Day!!

by maRiklo October 2, 2021

National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

National cheaters day

national cheaters day is November 16th , on this show love , appreciation , & expose the ones who stepped outta their relationship for you

“tomorrow is national cheaters day & im finna post sarah ass to show her boyfriend

by luvvajass October 3, 2021

National hug your crush day

September 6th ~ national hug your crush day

Crush: what are u doing

You: it’s National hug your crush day

Crush: oh *hugs back*

You:😳

by Nathan parison October 5, 2021

National Fuck Pyro Day

This day will never happen

National Fuck Pyro Day situation:

*THERE IS NO SITUATION*

by Haedez October 8, 2021

National Italian Discrimination Day

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!

Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!

by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021

National Derek Day

the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt

National derek day is today xoxo babe!

by SlimeyCreative October 11, 2021