My dog

Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.

Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

oh my goodness!

Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!

Amanda, oh my goodness!

by M/A February 12, 2006

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

Eat My Shorts

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003

eat my balls

declaration used when one refuses a service to another with much contempt

Jess: Hey Alex, can you please help me move the living room couch.
Alex: Eat my balls!

Mike: Hey Alex, can you turn down the music, it's 4am.
Alex: Eat my balls!

James: Hey Alex, can you stop being such a douchebag?
Alex: Eat my balls!

by albobgim September 20, 2005

ranboo my beloved

RANBOO MY BELOVED I MISS HIM

oh look ranboo my beloved is streaming!!

by benchtvt April 4, 2021

under my thumb

The case in which a male dominates his female partner.

Made popular in the late sixties by the Rolling Stones.

That bitch does what shes told...I got her under my thumb

by James... July 26, 2004