Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"

AMONG US!

Jesus...

by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025

Jesús

he's the hottest spanish man you'll ever meet. he's the most unique latino with pale skin and blue eyes and a sexy spanish accent. your fantasy will be hearing him talk spanish to you and getting you pregnant. he's typically your neighbour that lives close by that you've known your whole life. he's the one spanish boy that makes you fall in love with him over and over again for years. you might even bend on one knee for him like nacho libre just to try to seduce him. and he'll look at you up and down knowing you're crazy about him. he loves to call a girl so beautiful because he's so handsome.😍😍you'll fantasize about cuddling with him and just being with Jesús a lot.😍you'll wanna party with him and go on the sky train with him and just do fun activities with him. you'll wanna kiss him and hug him and cuddle him and make you laugh and smile all day. you'll wanna sleep over with him and watch him play video games and hear him talk to you in his sexy spanish accent and just to be close with him. he's caring and sweet and one of a kind. he's a miracle like Jesus Christ who he's named after of course. he is special and he will be a spanish legend forever.😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😏😏😏🤴🏻

Jesús's Neighbour: Jesús is so fucking hot

HESÚS IS MY BABY FOREVER JESÚS IS MY FOKIN CINNAMON APPLE
Jesús's other neighbour: let's go knock on his door and ask him to chill with us and go to the park and buy a bottle
Jesus's neighbour: YES LET'S FUCKING GO AND BE PARTY ANIMALS AND HAVE FUN THAT'S ALL I WANNA DO IS BE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS😩😋☺️☺️💝💝💖💖

by IranianPrincess May 12, 2025

Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.

Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.

by MofotheeG May 15, 2025

Jesus party

Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.

Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his

by binzianer May 28, 2025

jesusification

Jesusification is the (sometimes sudden and unexpected) shift in a influencer's (any famous person) image, marketing or brand that is inline with Christian belief and teachings. This change is often for personal gain and selfish reasons, most often times than not it is to promote a Christian adjacent cult who wants to recruit more members or it is used to gain sympathy from the right winged community after that person has been cancelled in order to still make money from an audience.

"the jesusification of social media is getting out of hand."
"I know right!"
"controversial celebrity is totally jesusified now after their cheating scandal last month."

by sugar plates June 2, 2025

Jesus

The son of God according to the Christian Faith. He is charitable, kind and loves everyone, even minorities, despite what "Christians" may say. It has been claimed that he died and resurrected, though this has been unproven. Notably, on May 31st 2025, he was reborn as a Furry Femboy identical in appearance to the fictional character Reggie The Rat made by Whygena.

Person 1: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN JESUS GOT REBORN AS A FURRY FEMBOY WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god

by Silly Billy, unintelligent June 2, 2025

Jesus Christ

The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...

Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."

by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025