Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.

Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021

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Fire Pal J

When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart

Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again

by HH2018 January 30, 2021

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Dumpster Fire

My handwriting and English skills

I only know English and even then my grammar is a dumpster fire

by bigstickbundle February 4, 2021

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irish fire

a light hearted term for anger. the Irish and those of Irish descent are known for being hot-tempered, although the anger is usually sudden/unexpected and short lived.

friend: holy sh*t I can't believe that guy just cut you off that could have caused a huge car accident!
me: i'm so f*cking mad get ready for this irish fire!

by wheat328 February 11, 2021

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edgy fire man

A person who plays the character Ryoma Ikubasa from the RPG Eternal Night, who's edgy as fuck. Also, really likes fire. Like, REALLY. Has connections with Viyra, as they run a drug cartel together. Also has connections with with Orin and Jennifer.

Hey, you've heard of the edgy fire man, right? Hot DAMN is he a bad character.

by empty plastic water bottle February 13, 2021

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