face-plant

When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.

Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 23, 2011

crack face

Someone who looks really high on crack or similar drug, pale, skinny, paranoid

"I saw a chick on Springer who had serious crack face."

by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008

Face Boo

A lover or boyfriend/girlfriend that has reached the status of being "In a Relationship" with you on Facebook.

Ron: WHAT?? My brother is in a relationship? W.T.Fucks?
Eric: What, you didn't know?
Ron: No, I knew he was sort of dating someone but I didn't know they were face boo's.
Eric: Haha, that's rich.
Ron: Us gays make the best nicknames!!!

by shmek April 25, 2011

stimpy face

The dazed look stimpy made in the cartoon Ren and Stimpy when something was unbeleivably boring.

When my Boss was discussing sales over the weekend all the employess had stimpy face

by jeffu May 13, 2016

durf face

Stupid face made to express any emotion. (scrunching face excessively in a funny manner).

I was in school today and Taylor had the biggest damn durf face I have ever seen, I was weak.

by durf nugget August 28, 2007

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

Musty Face

When a girl puts on to much makeup to cover up the fact that she is an ugly whore.

That girl has a Musty Face!

by nolanthekoala September 1, 2013