College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

College

Commonly used by inmates who stream online as an alternative word for jail or prison. College us used to through off any snitches who may be watching the live stream.

Man 1: Yo bro you in college? How many semesters you got left?
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.

by Pinkfever June 20, 2023

collectionism

the idea or hobby of collecting or having a collection of

all the bitches be fantasizing about his collectionism of ants.

by Big daddy ady June 20, 2023

Collection

A group of valuable girls you talk to

Keisha is part of my collection

by yenom eht esa June 26, 2023

College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.

College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).

by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023

College

A place that makes you solve problems you wouldn’t have without them.

College sucks, it’s horrible.

by Jeff The Dictionary July 9, 2023

Callie

Short. Big forehead. Color of an Oompa Loompa. Kinda dumb. But she’s nice.

“That Callie girl is short”

by NotMackenzie July 13, 2023