Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)

Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!

by Boah4 September 21, 2022

chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

Chocolate Frank

A penis that has been covered in feces after having anal sex.

Person one: Did you here that I got poop dick after being with Sarah.
Person Two: You mean a chocolate frank?

by Theinventor June 4, 2015

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016

Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021