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Roller Boner

When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner
While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner
by BobitaLovesBob April 30, 2015
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Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.
"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"
by cwright9 August 30, 2015
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human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
by humanboner November 14, 2015
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moaner boner

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.
by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016
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misunderstood boner

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.
I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.
by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016
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vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.
Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .
by Rumham frank April 4, 2016
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Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016
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