Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Boner Bait

When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys

Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice

by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017

Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm

Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams

by Shaelyn hater April 4, 2021

note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

Bonerable

When something is almost a fetish but not

Steve:I like feet but not that much

Dan:that's bonerable

by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016

Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024