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butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023
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Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.
Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"
by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022
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Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
by tuckboi February 9, 2022
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Bonerable

When something is almost a fetish but not
Steve:I like feet but not that much

Dan:that's bonerable
by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016
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Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn
by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024
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Boner

Something that happens when you cock wants to and you can't do shit.
Boner in my tight little aaaaaaaaaaaaamazing looking jeans.
by CarlWheezerBro April 11, 2023
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Boner

Your not a true boner unless you bone everyday!
by ethanmlego June 11, 2019
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