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Kentucky banana smoothie

A sexual act involving putting bananas up a girl ass then she gives you a blowjob and you cumming in her mouth. Turning her into a banana smoothie
I knew my girlfriend was a freak when she asked for Kentucky banana smoothie in the bedroom.
by Poopy McFart the 3rd November 4, 2025
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Fruit banana

1.) A playful nickname for masculine lesbians or masculine sapphic women.

2) Sometimes used in a negative way to insult masculine sapphic women, 'Fruit' being homosexual and 'banana' meaning fake penis. (Acting masculine).
"Oh yeah dude shes a total fruit banana"

"Hey what's up fruit banana?"
by FuFu7 November 5, 2025
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Shooting The Banana

Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one shoots a banana peel at an opponent's kart.
Dude, I was shooting the banana today and it was sick!
by Dotdotziggydot October 3, 2011
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On the same banana peel

Person 1: hey, that guy is kind of a tool right?
Person 2: yeah man, we're on the same banana peel
by Mariomaster September 7, 2013
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chocolate dipped banana

When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.
Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.
by Antiriv December 11, 2013
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an apeeling banana

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014
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hang the banana

To have someone put up a credit card for a tab, run up a large bill, and then stick the card holder for the entire bill.
"Billy Ray, if you hang the banana on me at the strip club again, I'm going to kill you. Fair warning."
by bmfjones July 14, 2014
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