You fucking retard

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.

Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.

by retardedfrik March 16, 2021

I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.

by boohiss May 20, 2004

You got Spiegeled!

When someone gives you a handjob with their hand being upside down, pinky facing upward and thumb down instead of vice versa.

Matt: "Hey guys! My girlfriend Brooke just gave me a handjob with her hand upside down!"
Nick: "You got Spiegeled!"

by Luvstospooge19 July 3, 2010

more power to you

A (usually begrudging) expression of yielding acknowledgement to a person's lifestyle, decisions, or any other characteristic that they choose for themselves, be it against your own ethics. You may disagree with them, but you recognize their right to whatever it is they may be doing.

Did you really just eat 3 whole boxes of Nutty Buddies? That's over 3,000 calories altogether... More power to you, I suppose.

by ironyfist June 16, 2020

miss you to pieces

A genuine phrase that means you miss someone a great deal. You might say it to someone you love and have not seen in a long period of time. It is an endearing phrase.

Two people who are in love are living in two different countries:

Peter: "It feels like I haven't seen you in forever. I love you."
Amanda: "I know, I can't stand it. I miss you to pieces!"

by Mando_Lyn January 28, 2014

you fucking what

What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".

"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"

by crobzub May 22, 2009

you just killed it

To complete a task with the best possible results.

Dude, you just killed it!

by cyborgdino July 23, 2014